What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.