How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.