Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.