What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.