Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.