How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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The Salivation Army.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...