How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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I mean cry me a river river right

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Engage.

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.