What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.