What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !