What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !