What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.