What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.