What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.