How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby