When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.