How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.