How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.