What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!