What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.