So he can cut corners.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Ceasar
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Cut off his hands
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.
The Incredible Sulk
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.