Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!