How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!