How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Which do you light first?

The match