How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.