How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !