How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances