What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan