Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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Mourning wood.