Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood