Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.