Good jab.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
In the *pew*.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
