What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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They have no hands to knock on the door.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Because it was stationary.

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They're both pieces of china.

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Alfredo

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

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One less drunk person.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!