Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*