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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.