What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.