How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro