What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank