What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.