What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.