How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"