Because he left a residue at every pole.
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They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because he doesnt do well on the poles
When Jesus cleared the temple.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Deport him.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
to find better jobs
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
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Because they like Poles.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they pee on poles.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
The Master Baiter.
He's taking over the Poles.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
A magnet only has two Poles.
Standing on his head!
Because its two tyred
Residue.
Because it was two-tired
The rest of your life.
A bi-polar bear.
The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...
An olfactory reset.
Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
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A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.