Because he left a residue at every pole.
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They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because he doesnt do well on the poles
When Jesus cleared the temple.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Deport him.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
to find better jobs
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
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Because they like Poles.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they pee on poles.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
The Master Baiter.
He's taking over the Poles.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
A magnet only has two Poles.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
Dam!
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Santa walking backwards.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
A Doge charger
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
