Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle