Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.