Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO