Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.