What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets