How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.