How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.