How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR