How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR