Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.