Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.