How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.