What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people