What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!