What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people