Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry