How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.