Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
For the Good of the Caws.
A. Betty White.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
A coconut!
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
Because it was a little chicken.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
It's elected President.
You meet new people every day.
To get to the other side!
Good Will Hunting
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
