Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga