Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!