How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta