Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Little Bear Jokes More Little Bear Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !