Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.