Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing