50 Shades of Earl Grey
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Every 28 days or so.
Read a book, you dummies.
Shelf-ish
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
A wet one.
Because all proper tea is theft.
They're both run by Unix.
a noble gas!
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
A question mark.
A greydient
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
