Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas