How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems