How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.