How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"