What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals