What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.