What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.