What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.