Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark