Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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A crustacean.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.